Fair Villamagestore, your one-stop shop for all of your sexual awareness. Sexual awareness? Sexual? Well, you wear the section. No, hold on. What am I trying to say? There's costumes. Sexual wellness. That's what I was trying to say. Sexual wellness. That you can wear. Wearable sexual awareness, like lingerie and oils. There are like mild things. You know, there are things that are way above. They're shocking.

They're shocking. They're shocking with crazy things. So it's a spectrum. I mean, you could. A lot of stuff. You could literally go to Fair Villa and get lollipops and teddy bears, or you could walk out of there with the G.D. Destroyer. It really, it's up to you. It's a choose-your-own adventure of sexual wellness right there at the multiple locations of Fair Villa. But the big one, the megastore right there on OBT. Yeah, yeah. It's the nicest. You'll walk into it, and it is the Ron John of Dildos. Can I say that? I don't know if they want that.

It looks like Ron John.

That's an accurate description.

Yeah, it's very accurate.

Well, you know, we talked to the owner and he said he's like, I designed this whole building off of my base on Ron John.

It is true.

This is the special.

This is a, go to the genre. They've got a new location in Sanford right off Reinhardt Road. So if you live anywhere near Sanford, do you want to check out Fairvilla's brand new location? You know, all the locations are in Fairbilla.com. And all of them are a little bit different. Like all of them carry a little bit different stuff. Now, I will tell you, the megastore, they basically have it all. That's like going to Costco. The other stores, though, depending on where they're at, they might have to be a little more lingerie, maybe a little more. Well, the one in Secret's hideaway. I feel like that's maybe more aggressive. You have some ski rope in there. I got some stuff. But then you've got one on I drive. Where's a lot more costume. Key West is going to have a lot of costumes because of the party atmosphere of the town. Yeah. There's one on the coast. If you want to check out the Fairville on the coast. Like I said, fairvilla.com. They also have Fairvilla University. They do online educational courses. Yeah, sign up for it on YouTube. Yeah, just search Fairvilla University on there and sign up for us, too. Tom and Dan live on there while you're there. Fairvilla.com. Welcome back to a corporate time. Again, Science on Tap is coming up this weekend, January 21st. Get your tickets at

tomendin.com. And that really is like the only beer fest I know of that is in conjunction

with a learning facility. Like that is really a unique. Like we do a weird beer fest because

we do a free. They're doing a weird beer fest in that you can actually go and the money that you pay goes to help prop them up. Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, Tiffany was over at the Science Center yesterday. Do you see that? Oh, really? Yeah, she took her, she took her daughter and she took her son. I tell you, if you got a newborn and you need to catch your breath, science center. Yeah, yeah. That's all I got to tell you. Science Center. Because, maybe. Tiffany was like, I brought Pepper over there. That's her daughter. What a great name. And she was like, oh, my God, I needed just a day out with the kids, just some like mommy time away from this bar so I can relax a little bit. It's a great spot. Go check it out. OCS.org. How stressful is a bar when you need a day out to relax with your kids? Oh, man. With your young kids. Well, your phone's always going to ring, right? Because something's missing. Something's out of the, yeah, something don't have meat, we don't have cheese, we don't have vodka, we don't have but you need a vacation from taking care of your young, I'm not like a toddler, pre-todular babies. It's hard. That's a full-time job. And when you need a vacation from your work and that's your vacation taking care of you. Like that's difficult.

Because Tiff is a mom owning a bar, you owe it to her just to go there and drink a beer just because of that reason and that reason only.

And then Sophan Suds is January 22nd on Sunday at 2 p.m.

Me and Daniel hosts the races.

Angel is going to be out there DJing and helping us with the music. It's been too long. I like them butted up against the Beer Fest, which oddly enough we are doing because Science on Tap is the day before. Get your sofas and suds T-shirts and merch there so that you don't have to pay for the shipping. You know what I mean? Yeah. Eric will be out there. Always cheaper at the events, wink, wink. It saves us some money, too.

He's going to have all merch out there. So if you want any of our merch, you can go to Sof and Suds. It's downtown Sanford in front of the West End. Also, VIP tickets for that event, still available on their Facebook page. There you go.

Okay, I'll give you guys the choice.

Would you both rather do rando voicemails that have not been labeled that I have not heard? That's a little dangerous. Or would you rather go into the ACT mailback? Let's do some randos. Okay, let's do random. Randomizer. These are randos. They have no label. I don't know. This person could literally, it could be Kanye West just screaming about Jews. It's all pervert Pete. All pervert Pete. Over two curses, then we'll pull it and start doing voicemail. Just so Sam does that have to be editing. No, no. I like that. That's a good rule. All right. it's respectful. Okay, here we go. This is first random voicemail.

Yeah. Oh, hold on. Hold on. I know what happened. I was like, I hear it say it's in the ceiling. Yeah, that's my fault. I put the speaker in the ceiling. We have a very unconventional studio here. Here we go. Yeah, so I'm listening to an old old OG show where you're talking about the R. Kelly's

real talk and him pioneering the sing-talking. I don't know if you've ever heard Jimmy Buffett's

God's own drunk, but I think it's like a ten and a half minutes sing talk about him going

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