Best of ACT - February 2-5

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

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0:00.0	The biggest door, the biggest opening on your home is the garage, and you don't want to skimp, man.
0:06.7	No, no.
0:07.0	You want to do it right.
0:08.0	If you got a loud, old, rickety.
0:11.2	Rickety, rusty garage door.
0:14.5	I'm telling you, me and Daniel got the silent package.
0:17.2	I know Seth got it.
0:18.6	Our buddy Tony got it.
0:20.3	Your father, my father. Well, he got a full
0:22.9	brand new garage door. In fact, he had them back out. He got this new version where the actual
0:30.0	unit is side-mounted. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no, that's a fancy. Yeah, you got the
0:36.0	fancy. But I'm just saying precision garage door, it's all they do. They will come in a van or a truck that is branded. You will have confidence. They're technicians. Yeah, super fast, super quick. I had an instance last week where my garage door opener was opening a brand new garage door in the neighborhood. Oh, really? They came to my house same day. and one hour she diagnosed the problem. Do you want to know what happened? What? It was a fluke. He had been programming his garage door as I was leaving to get coffee, and when I pressed the button, he was actually programming it. And that's what happened. And the lady from precision diagnosed the problem and fixed both our garage doors. It didn't even charge the guy. Here's the number to call. 407-710 BDMS. That's BDMS. All you have to do is call that number. They know it came from us. You get 5% off a brand new door if you want a brand new door. Also get the silent package, Wi-Fi. You can control the door with your phone.
1:29.7	Easy. Peace of mind, man.
1:30.9	It's precision door of Central Florida.
1:34.4	Welcome back to a corporate time with Tom and Dan.
1:37.3	I'm Dan.
1:37.9	I'm Tom.
1:38.2	Let's jump into this one.
1:41.3	Hey, guys, it's Jackson, Ohio.
1:43.2	Business Bro has the best segment on ACT, other than who's porking, the best segment on ACT.
1:49.6	He's very good.
1:50.6	You guys should pay him the big monies.
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