606 - GD Blow Machine

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2021

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

Hey there, kids!

Welcome to this week’s Friday Free Show and welcome back to the show SAMANTHA! Man, it’s been strange here without you and I guess that we’re finally going to have to close the door when we pee. 😎

For those of you that might not know, Sam’s hubby Travis got a pretty scary case of the ol’ “Wuhan” and it actually put him in the hospital for a few days. Truly scary stuff but we are mega happy that not only he’s ok, but Sam didn’t even get the virus! (We’re still not sure how this works - how you get it - who can get it - whatever the hell. That’s just more of a reason to do what you should and to be safe out there.) So, we’ve been without our fearless producer for the past 2 weeks. With that said, here are all of the ways that you can listen to the show and then we’ll get into the normal show notes. As always, thanks for listening, thanks for watching and sharing the videos, and thanks for the support. It’s the most important energy in the T&D universe. With that said:

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

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On this week’s show:

* Scheduling an ending for the show- show #1000?

* Bernie a bear?

* Blow machine

* DadCraft

* Level 10 Carl at it again

* Teen antics during the pandemic

* Paying for state park parking

* "Vogue" song by Dan

* Sometimes your best work is your worst work

* Mixing seltzers

* Ross got a kidney stone

* French orgy shut down for covid curfew

* Which comedian squeezed the tits?

* Bigfoot hunting season

* Church of Satan house burned down

* DB Cooper suspect died

* The Nick and Doug show

* Survival nerd Youtube videos

* Mud engineers- Woman Builder

* No umbrellas at Tomb of the unknown soldier

* Marilyn Manson- on brand?

* Superbowl prop bets

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Have a fantastic "big game Sunday" and we'll see everyone back on Monday for BDM shows and ACT tapings on Twitch! Thanks for listening, watching, and being part of the community. - d

Transcript

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0:00.0	Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan is brought to you by...
0:03.1	Streamline Mortgage Solutions.
0:07.1	I like to look at Brian as basically my personal mortgage consultant.
0:12.5	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:13.6	And you can do that too.
0:15.1	He is...
0:16.1	He is cuckoo bananas for low interest rates.
0:20.1	Yeah, I mean, the rates are insanely low right now. Give them a call. You could just go over everything on the phone and they'll let you know, you know, with some stuff they need to see. Well, don't be intimidated by it. It's one of the easiest things you're going to do. And let me just read from somebody who did it. All right. I got a guy right here that did it.
0:38.7	I got a little piece of paper. It says refinance. I use streamlined mortgage solutions based on the
0:44.5	recommendation of my favorite podcast, Tom and Dave. I have reached out to Brian a number of times over the last
0:50.3	year and he was almost very honest with me. What? And he was, that's what it actually says. Do you want me to read that? He was almost very honest. Yeah, it does say that actually. Should we start this over? I mean, read that. It says he was almost very honest with me. I, yeah, yeah, well, that's just because that's our list. Why the fuck would you write that? Because he, that's, he's like me. Guess what? Like, our listeners, either you or me. Okay, I see what he was saying. He would tell me if it was the right time to refinance. You know what? We're starting out. Or should we leave it? I don't know what to do anymore. Leave it. This is a best coper. She's never heard. Oh, you like, I just sit back in your fucking cars, listen to these ads, and you're judge it. I know what you're doing. You're gripping that steering wheel. And you're like, oh, the little one. He stopped in the middle.
1:45.2	He broke the fourth wall.
1:47.0	He stepped through it.
1:48.0	And he said, hey, Tom.
1:49.5	You know what?
1:51.2	Fuck it.
1:51.9	It stays.
1:54.5	Listen.
1:54.9	God damn it.
1:56.4	This is the thing.
1:58.0	Interest rates are insanely low.
2:00.1	Ask him about refinance.
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