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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Best of ACT - February 14-18

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2022

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

I was on Reddit this morning, just kind of kicking around some news. And they put up little interesting things now and again. They put up one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. It was a picture of one million mosquitoes in a ball. Did you see that? I was going to literally bring that up. I hated it. I wanted to punch my computer screen. I hated it so much. What it means is mosquitoes are back and we live in Florida and if you can't go in your backyard because you get attacked by mosquitoes and you're messing around with citronella candles and stuff, just get the mosquito in the next system. I mean, it, I have it in my yard. Oh, I was able to take advantage of it. Well, I was grilling up some ribs. I'll tell you what, if I'd done the same thing on my balcony, I'd have been eating alive.

0:39.6

And it basically, I put the, I'll call it a drum of mosquito repellent that it sits next

0:48.3

to my pool equipment and it has a high pressure hoses all around the back fence and around my

0:54.0

roof line. You can't even

0:54.8

see it. And it missed my backyard during peak mosquito times and it's attached to an app on my phone.

1:00.9

The Mosquito Nix app can be remote controlled if you're going out there to grill like we were.

1:04.7

Yep. I can miss my backyard and therefore I don't have to deal with mosquitoes and the actual substance are organic and it breaks

1:13.4

down in like 10 seconds so it doesn't stay around.

1:15.6

You've heard only ads we do perfectly fine.

1:18.6

Yeah, yeah.

1:19.5

Also, they've got small like, you know, portable systems that you could put in camping.

1:25.6

Dude, I'm bringing my.

1:27.1

We're going camping this weekend. I'm not bringing the system because it's it's big it's actually looks really nice it looks like a lantern i'm just taking the canister out and put the top on it so i have like a little fogger myself yeah so when maisie's complaining about mosquitoes and trust me she will i can poof that spray it all down boom i'm good to go to go. You could buy the smaller system on tom and Dan.com.

1:46.6

It's in our merge section.

1:47.9

But if you want the complete system and you want to be done with mosquitoes, it's mosquito nix.com.

1:55.5

Welcome back to a corporate time.

1:57.9

It's Valentine's Day or about to be.

2:00.8

No, it is. It Day or about to be.

2:01.6

No, it is.

2:03.0

It is, yes, you're right.

2:04.6

Because... Oh, I hope you got something more than a red bowl for Crystal this year.

2:07.6

Oh, I forgot.

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