658 - Dan Cummins & the Boy Scouts

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2022

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

We’re massive fans of today’s guest. Well, not Seth, but the first guy; Dan Cummins! He’s the best. Not only is he a fantastic comedian and podcaster, but he’s also a pretty rad human and friend of the show! He’s in town at the Orlando Improv this weekend and if you’re looking for some last minute tickets, snag those HERE: https://theimprovorlando.com/ShowDetails/b1567f67-42e8-495c-a24b-278f1c347c73/866e4def-e0ba-4722-b140-f1b2b8ab8940/Dan_Cummins__Symphony_of_Insanity_Tour_Dinner_Package/Orlando_Improv

And if you want to check out any of his insanely funny and creative podcasts, you can find all of those HERE: https://badmagicmerch.com/ They have some of the coolest and most fun merch in the game and it was fantastic catching up today!

Seth’s dojo is pretty rad too and he’s like if you’d check it out! (He’s also like your money so he can buy a fancy new boat and VR rig!) Check out Seth dojo HERE: https://karateoforlando.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiApL2QBhC8ARIsAGMm-KHvvU3Q4sRJuF1TdL2uaDqRnPklMNu1FfFcSCNgtjil4VDPKHGeuigaAotsEALw_wcB

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On this week’s show:

* Dan Cummins is here

* Pooping in the woods

* Touring during the pandemic

* Dealing with hecklers

* Adult summer camp

* Sexy caged boy scouts

* Haters/reviews

* Resting dick face

* Seth Petruzelli's news

* Fecal compaction

* Seth's news is years old

* CRISPR gene editing

* Seth and VR porn

* Sweetheartz store in Casselberry

* The Chungle

* Tom's birthday kayak

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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish.

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0:00.0	Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan, podcasts is brought to you by
0:04.4	52558PP2.
0:06.4	It's brought to you by two of my favorite people.
0:08.4	The Bart Maritim, if you're looking to buy your house or sell your house, I'll get the
0:13.9	start over for it.
0:14.9	No, no, I think we should leave it.
0:15.9	Oh, okay, that'll hurt.
0:16.9	I feel it.
0:17.9	Yeah.
0:18.9	Let's give him the real greasy sauce.
0:20.9	Oh, yeah.
0:21.9	Normally that little piece of casing that hangs off the end before you tie it up.
0:25.2	You know, you would snip that off and make it look cute.
0:26.8	But I'm not in that mood today.
0:28.2	I want to give you guys full sauce.
0:29.9	I'm doing it.
0:30.9	It's all about using realtors with experience and Bart and Crystal have been buying and selling
0:36.4	houses this entire time throughout the pandemic.
0:39.4	They're doing it this week.
0:40.6	They closed this week on a BDM's house.
0:45.0	And that's where you're going to get with the Bart Maritim.
0:46.7	Plus, you get two experienced realtors working for you.
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