You have to check out the Orlando Science Center private planetarium VIP tour. It's incredible. I know a bunch of BDMs have done it already. Well, Sagan and I got to do it, like one of the opening media nights, and it's phenomenal. We've had a couple of listeners that have gone and experienced it, too. I'm just going to read an excerpt from one of them. We did the Orlando Science Center experience last night. Let me tell you, it's amazing. We had a group of seven close friends. It was cloudy, but we got a great view of Jupiter and all of its moons. Dude was super informative and explained to a would-be newbie. All of the different things I needed to understand. The planetarium dome was great, and we could see night sky from any date in history and the future.

Highly recommended.

It's super cool, man.

And, like, just, Masey just liked being in the telescope observatory and just seeing the giant metal dome twist.

Something as simple as that.

It's impressive.

It will get you.

You'll be like, holy crap. I mean, it is really, really good, y'all. And this is VIP. So it's for you and 10 guests. They put you in with a professional from the Science Center that will explain astronomy and what you're looking at. Somebody that knows their way around the telescopes. But it's up to 10 guests. but you can, if you want to really throw some money at it, just do you and your wife or your husband. Oh, you can make it as private as you want. I mean, honestly. Or you can go with some couples. If you want a big dog it because you're, I would love to see this person do this. If you are a space nut, and I know a couple of them, Ross is one, you went through a phase where you were crazy about space. What if you just went alone? And you paid full price to just ask every question you have. And you want to hog the telescope? I say hog the telescope and make it about you, man. I'm going early January with crazy. Your boys are going to flip out, dude, because I know you got your old telescope out, the Van Family Telescope.

And that thing, trust me, when I tell you, it is not even close to what you're going to see out of that big dog telescope. And if you have a membership, it's less money if you booked this. So it's $2.50 if you have the membership, 275 if you don't. But like I said, that's up to 10 guests. So you can split it with a couple and bring your kids.

It's a great gift to give, by the way.

They only do it two nights a week on Friday and Saturday, and it's going until March. Yeah, it's hyper-specialized, and the dates will sell out. Yeah, so I book now because I don't know if they're going to do this again, but it's an awesome experience. Well, I mean, if you guys behave yourselves, and I know our guys will, they probably will do this again.

You can get your tickets at tom and Dan.com or go to osc.org.

Welcome back to a corporate time. We've got some new merch on the website. I say new,

but it was made for the Beer Fest, Sofa and Suds T-shirt.

I mean, one of them, the shirt is out. The event is, the event is having to be rescheduled.

Yeah, we're still waiting.

Sofa and Sudge, you can buy the shirt. Like, I would urge you, look, I'm not a P.T. Barnum, but there's a sprinkling of that on me, and I will just say, get the shirt, because what if the event doesn't happen? Collectors item! It's like a beanie baby at that point. You can sell it on eBay, and you can pay for your kids' college. At least that's what my dad said with every collectible item he had, including a

novelty Kathy Ireland Bud Light poster. My dad thought it was priceless. How's Kathy Ireland doing?

I think she went the way of Yasmin Bleath. Ralph. No, no, no. Jasmine Bleath. I don't know. She was on Baywatch, dark-haired. She was my favorite. Out of all the hobbies. She still looks great, dude. This was a week ago. Kathy Ireland, yeah. She's like, like, Krusty Brankley style. How old is she now? 59. 59. You can say that and not get in trouble.

59.

It blows your mind. Let me see. She got on a bikini. Oh, yeah. She got a cardigan on. Wow. She looks good. Yeah, yeah. I like it. That's good. You know what I'm into? I'm into grandmas that have like really pretty faces. and I'm talking about adult films

and then you look at the grandmas

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