700 - Never Give Candy to Strangers
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2022
⏱️ 130 minutes
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Summary
On this week's show:
* Falconer Jones Jr and his sky skiing days
* Building a kite prototype on your own
* AI art
* Making eye contact
* Candy cane trail
* Never give candy to strangers
* Gumball nipples
* Tommy moaning sound in public
* Grizz podcast dream
* Tom in heels
* Maggie sh*t on Dan
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| 0:00.0 | Today's a mediocre time with Common Dan Podcast is brought to you by... |
| 0:06.8 | Ho ho ho! |
| 0:08.3 | No, okay. I didn't know what you were doing until you did the ho ho ho at the end. I thought you were losing your mind. |
| 0:13.5 | I didn't do anything. What are you talking about? |
| 0:15.3 | I, uh... I didn't do anything. Why'd you do that there? |
| 0:17.7 | I didn't do anything. |
| 0:18.5 | But I didn't know the last show called... |
| 0:20.5 | It's called... |
| 0:22.4 | Imaging. Okay? |
| 0:24.2 | It's what holds this shit show together. |
| 0:26.5 | At home floor store, uh... if you're looking for flooring, especially now, like, it's holidays season. |
| 0:32.5 | It's the holiday season. |
| 0:34.5 | You have guests over your house, you're like, man, I still have 1980s tile. |
| 0:37.5 | You were talking about me, I had to hear you were talking about my carpet. |
| 0:40.5 | No, my carpet looks so bad. It was so... |
| 0:43.5 | Disgustingly bad. |
| 0:44.5 | And it just changes your entire home, it makes you so... |
| 0:47.5 | It's decided to come home. |
| 0:48.5 | Um... because I had that 1980s big white block tile... |
| 0:53.5 | John L. Wait, teetile. Big, grout lines that got dirty... |
| 0:56.5 | Huge, huge, huge... |
| 0:57.5 | And when we put down the new tile, the tile that looks like wood plank... |
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