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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Best of ACT - August 22-26

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2022

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years, and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's basically raining every afternoon now because it's so hot outside.

0:03.9

And they're coming, baby. And they're coming for you. They're coming to get you. When it rains every afternoon, it creates water and standing water. And that's when the mosquitoes go crazy. Oh, they love it. And every rain, you could, as the clockwork. They just get in there and they procreate crazy. In a week of this mosquito bomb. I don't know what they do in there, but I know that little baby mosquitoes come out of there,

0:23.9

and then there was one in my bedroom last night. Oh, yeah. I've never been more tempted to go get my portable mosquito Nix system. And just set it up in my bedroom. I was so damn bad. Blast it in there. Just blast it everywhere. And they have portable systems. you can find them at Tomidane.com or the Mosquito Next website.

0:39.6

But they have the full house backyard system that I have.

0:42.7

BDMs only.

0:43.6

A big millionaire to get the big system.

0:45.5

Well, they'll come and install a basically big drum of organic mosquito repellas before

0:52.1

perfectly fine.

0:53.0

It's perfectly fine. And and by perfectly fine i mean

0:56.3

it breaks down in 10 seconds it doesn't leave like some sort of uh harsh chemical in your backyard

1:01.7

it's completely organic you don't even notice it but what it does it it miss your backyard

1:06.5

tiny little high pressure hoses yeah and then it that keeps the mosquitoes. And it missed it during like a high mosquito hours. Or you have a remote, like what you do before you're grilling. You know, we make jokes. But before he goes out there by his grill, a little tut-to-to-to to the mosquito Nix remote. It's an app on my phone now. It started with a remote. Now they have the Wi-Fi app. I could do it from here.

1:29.4

Oh. Have it ready for when you're pulling your driveway. I could toot my mosquito nicks. Great for... Hold on. I give you a lot of shit. But I just got to say, that is Big Dick Millionaire. If there ever, when you're driving in your truck, the Trump truck, and you just hit the app and you go, let us have that ready.

1:42.6

And then you walk into your back yard and take all your clothes and you jump in your pool.

1:46.0

Yeah, yeah.

1:46.5

No mosquito.

1:47.0

Everything should be controlled through an hour. truck and you just hit the app and you go let us have that ready and then you walk into your backyard and take all your clothes and you jump in your pool yeah yeah no mosquito everything should

1:47.6

be controlled through an app like precision garage door I could open and close my garage door through

1:51.8

an app don't stop talking about apps I'll start talking about our app anyway and I never have to

1:57.3

worry about mosquitoes in my backyard my son max my Max, my youngest, he's allergic to mosquito.

2:01.7

It gets these giant welts. I used to get those too. And I could just let them roam free in the backyard without worrying about mosquitoes. And if you want to give them a call, tell them your Tom and Dan listener. You'll get a percent job. And this is all across the state of Florida. I mean, we've had people in Miami, Jacksonville. We've had St. Augustine.

2:16.7

We've had a bunch of listeners that will call and sing our praises.

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