686 - You're My Fat Matt
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2022
⏱️ 118 minutes
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Summary
Fun week!
Have a fantastic weekend, folks, and we'll see you back here on Monday. (And yes, it's going to be a new show because we forever think ahead and never truly take time off!) But stay safe, be kind to each other, and we'll see you LIVE on Tuesday! - d
On this week's show:
* Seth's karate farts
* Food delivery
* Cheat days
* Big bag of beans
* Running over animals
* MC hammer dressed like a library genie
* Pee vs spit
* Peeing at the bar
* Fat Matt and eating the cat
* Dan's getting a new puppy
* All westies look the same
* Motorcycle hoarder
* T&D one-hitter
* Explaining butt plugs to kids
* Anal 80s
* One Night in Bangkok song
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| 0:00.0 | We finally got a medical marijuana doctor |
| 0:02.7 | to sponsor the show and it's gonna be a lot easier |
| 0:05.9 | for all of us because we, first of all, |
| 0:08.7 | we're paying way more than we needed to |
| 0:10.9 | because thebuddox.org, that's our website, |
| 0:15.1 | but our new doctor sponsor charges less. |
| 0:18.4 | Yeah, and he just went to see him. |
| 0:20.2 | I did go and see him, so this has been tested |
| 0:22.9 | and I went to see him without even telling him |
| 0:26.0 | that I was actually gonna be working with him. |
| 0:28.2 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:29.0 | And he's super duper nice. |
| 0:30.7 | His name is Dr. Marino Chinlotte. |
| 0:33.3 | He and his staff, ushered me in very quick, |
| 0:37.0 | super knowledgeable, nicer facility, |
| 0:39.2 | than we were going to the surgery center. |
| 0:41.6 | He walked in, he walked in, he walked to the other side. |
| 0:43.5 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:44.3 | It's not like it's not next to the CCC's pizza |
| 0:46.2 | and he does a lot of things a lot differently. |
| 0:48.6 | Like he's super knowledgeable about marijuana. |
| 0:50.8 | Here's another thing, he has a page on his website |
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