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Titus Podcast

BEST OF 2023: Artificial Intelligence

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:43.8

Christopher Titis with the Armageddon Update.

0:46.1

I'm Christopher Titis Andes.

0:48.9

Is the Armageddon Update.

0:50.3

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls gather around and brace yourself for a mind-boggling knee-slapping hair-raising tale of the technological revolution.

1:00.0

We are currently living and that's right folks. We are talking about AI artificial

1:05.0

intelligence that's sweeping the world seen it's sweeping the world faster than a

1:09.3

cat chasing a laser pointer on a three-day cocaine binge.

1:13.0

Let me start by saying that AI is like that awkward cousin who shows up at family gatherings and tries to impress everyone

1:25.2

with random facts.

1:26.2

Uh, yeah, if I'm made, by the way, I've been, I've suggested a bit of knowledge

1:31.3

about how to grill a chicken and use it and marinate the meat long enough to extract the total depth of flavor.

1:38.0

So maybe next time.

1:41.3

Now imagine that that cousin is on steroids armed with every bit of

1:45.5

information and knowledge ever thought of or discovered and will be making

1:50.3

decisions based only on data you can't bribe it with Ferrari's drugs and

1:54.7

hookers. So at least it won't run for Congress. Maybe the one thing that proves

1:59.8

that it's a robot is that well it can't be bribed you know to stop killing us you know we've got these smart speakers in our homes

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