Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a little thing we like to call spaghetti shootout, where

much like the pharmaceutical companies we ran out of normal names that we could have named

the show and just had to make one up.

But it's not entirely out of left field because much like a spaghetti western, what we have

here is two individuals who will be going head-to-head in a series of topics that I, Jimmy

Hamilton here, will be giving them throughout the course of the show.

Now across from me, those two individuals are Mark Borgman and Ryan Muckenhern are very

good friends and contributors to the show.

And then how do you like that Mark contributor to the show?

It's kind of like a formal, I feel like.

I mean, there was a host here, kind of a host.

Yeah, but you know, it was a contributing, yeah.

So anyway, basically the way that this works, like I said, I'm going to name them some

topics, and then I actually have all the power here.

So now let's go over some rules, gentlemen, what topic will appear?

It will be given to you.

That topic then has two minutes where you two can debate your points.

I'm guessing, based on the ones we've chosen, that you may have some differing opinions.

Now how do you gain points?

It's completely at my discretion.

There are no rules.

So that's pretty much how it goes.

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