New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Da-da-da. Clown Alley's show. I have a buddy that recently got a house, and I said that's impressive because it's hard to get a house these days. Houses ain't cheap, especially here.

And I went by and saw it and it is located directly next to a car wash.

Like directly next to a car wash.

And I was thinking to myself...

So it's just car wash and then house?

Yes.

Car wash is the last thing at the end of the street and then you turn the corner to what is a residential street and then that's the first house.

So he's probably like on the side where the cars come out?

Yes. And you hear the sounds of the dryers and the dryers and it's, you know, it could be soothing but also it's very noticeable and i was

thinking of myself in l.a you do i mean i lived right next to the bank i shared a driveway with a bank

parking lot at one point i mean i've lived next to businesses before it's not uncommon that you would do

that well bank's not a that's not a hard one to live to. The bank's not a bad one except the parking lot became a homeless campground in the evening, which became less desirable. Or if somebody robs the bank, your yard is going to be the first thing they run through. Right. So there's that as well. And, you know, is that the worst business to live next to? I think that there are bad businesses to live next to and there's a as well and um you know you think that's is that the worst business to live

I won't I think that there are bad businesses to live next to and there's good businesses

to live next to car wash I would put in the category of bat but like bakery for instance

I would say it's probably a great business to live next to because you're getting great

smells constantly oh yeah well or like a crispy cream or something. Oh, man. That would be dangerous, though. Yeah, but it's also at least the quietest thing with the best smell is probably the best business. But the car wash, I said for convenience sake, I mean, look, if you ever have to have your car wash, it's right there. That's great. But you do have to constantly hear, I mean,

eventually I guess you just get earblind to it or whatever. But like you would think that the sounds

of the car, those like vacuum rocket powered vacuums they have there would just be a lot. And that

dryer. And it's an inconsistent noise. I think that's the hardest part is if it's consistent,

that's one thing. But if you never know when the noise is coming and it's not rhythmic, then it's super annoying. I live next door to a vet at one point, which I didn't mind. But then when there was like an occasional freaked out dog, it'd be like that high pitch, like, yeah, that would be, yeah, living next to like a do a doggy daycare and i'm not even talking

about people that are like running you know quote illegal businesses or even legal ones out of their

backyard yeah because i know that we had someone that hit us up one time and they said the

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