Bert Wrote The Perfect Dump Day Letter To Let Your Partner Off Easy!
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The Bert Show
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🗓️ 15 November 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.0 | So you're in a relationship right now. |
| 0:04.3 | Maybe it's a committed relationship of course it is, but your heart doesn't feel committed |
| 0:08.3 | anymore. |
| 0:09.3 | And now you got the holidays right around the corner. |
| 0:12.7 | You need to get out of that relationship before the holidays and we call that dump day. |
| 0:18.5 | It's dump day, dump day, gotta dump him by Thursday. |
| 0:22.9 | Gotta dump that junk before the weekend, weekend. |
| 0:29.3 | And dump day is right around the corner people. |
| 0:31.1 | You gotta get out, gotta get out. |
| 0:33.3 | So we're giving you letters, break up letters. |
| 0:36.6 | No crushy yesterday. |
| 0:38.2 | You didn't do? |
| 0:39.2 | With the help of Taylor Swift and Beyonce. |
| 0:40.8 | Little assistant. |
| 0:41.8 | You guys are winning a different direction today. |
| 0:45.4 | Oh no. |
| 0:47.1 | Nope. |
| 0:49.2 | Here's the most shocking thing. |
| 0:50.4 | Oh boy. |
| 0:51.4 | I wrote a serious one. |
| 0:52.4 | You did. |
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