Bert Was Accidentally TWO Days Late To This Important Meeting!
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The Bert Show
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🗓️ 9 February 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine this. You're on the open road in a brand new Shkoda. |
| 0:04.3 | Your favorite playlist, Pumping Out. You can go anywhere you want. |
| 0:09.1 | Literally, because when you buy selected new Shkodas and our free fuel event, |
| 0:12.8 | we'll give you 500 pounds worth of free fuel until February 28th. |
| 0:16.8 | The world is your oyster. Or you could just go to the supermarket. |
| 0:20.7 | A lot. |
| 0:21.9 | Shkoda. |
| 0:22.4 | Exclusely Zenyak IBS Tech delivered by 30th September 23 |
| 0:25.5 | retail customers for participating retailers only term-supply. |
| 0:27.9 | Visit Shkoda.co.uk slash fuel offer. |
| 0:30.3 | New Year, new me. |
| 0:32.2 | Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. |
| 0:36.8 | Like enjoying a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. |
| 0:42.7 | My only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love. |
| 0:47.4 | Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut. |
| 0:51.8 | All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. |
| 0:56.0 | For no extra charge, whilst stocks last subject to availability. |
| 1:00.4 | The Burt Show. |
| 1:01.4 | I think I can walk in here this morning and say, |
| 1:05.4 | I might now hold the unofficial world record |
| 1:10.1 | for arriving the latest to a meeting of anybody. |
| 1:16.4 | Okay. |
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