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Bert Wants To Know Where You Keep Your Body Parts!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Quick question: Do you have any body parts not attached to your body somewhere in your house? Bert wants to know! For reasons…👀 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0

The virtue. I have. This is such a weird, weird, weird question,

0:34.0

but it is really like it started this morning and now I want to ask the question before we get to Katie here.

0:39.0

Who has a saved body part in their house somewhere?

0:43.0

185 by my virtue. I so we were talking to earlier this morning about my peacock.

0:50.0

Your peacock. Yes.

0:54.0

I shared on Instagram in my Insta stories that I still have the peacock that showed the positive pregnancy test

1:03.0

from when I got pregnant and found out I was pregnant with my son Jimmy.

1:07.0

So this stick that I urinated on has been sitting in the bathroom drawer for almost three years now.

1:15.0

So I can understand this like that is a momentum. Oh my god. Yes.

1:19.0

It's a big deal, right? So I was telling Kristen that after we made fun of her that

1:24.0

when cart lids taking out of my knees, like, I mean, we're talking about 25 years ago when they weren't very good at it.

1:31.0

When you said you had a knee problem, they're like, I was just going to rip as much cart lids as we can.

1:35.0

You're going to have to do a bone on bone for the rest of your life.

1:37.0

But I had the cart lids in like, they used to give you a jar and they used to put solution in it.

1:42.0

And there was your cart lids. I guess they figured you spend thousands of dollars on it.

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