Bert “The Machine” Kreischer
Anna Faris Is Unqualified
Anna Faris
4.5 • 11.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2018
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
The hysterical Bert Kreischer (BERT THE CONQUEROR, TRIP FLIP) is here for a new episode of Unqualified! First, Bert describes his friendship with comedian Tom Segura and discusses the importance of acknowledging mistakes made as a performer. Next, he gushes over his favorite Anna Faris movies and artfully tells us his notorious “Machine” story. After that, Bert describes some of his wild adventures around the world, his insecurities as a stand-up and some of his incredible celebrity encounters. Later, the group reminisces on their college experiences and then they call Jack, a recent graduate who has romantic feelings for his close friend. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.7 | -... spinach reload... |
| 0:03.5 | -... and Ink |
| 0:05.8 | She's a qualified |
| 0:13.4 | She's a qualified |
| 0:16.4 | She's a qualified |
| 0:19.4 | She's a qualified |
| 0:22.4 | A qualified |
| 0:25.4 | Okay, Ana, we don't have a feedback thing this week because we're recording this a little |
| 0:33.8 | in advance, but I do have an update. Okay, good. So we have an update from Kelsey who was in our |
| 0:38.8 | Britney snow episode and she had been invited to two weddings with her ex-boyfriend and she was |
| 0:43.7 | gonna run into him and she wasn't sure how to kind of handle that if all the emotions |
| 0:48.4 | of what's gonna be pouring through and you advise Kelsey to play character at the wedding, |
| 0:52.8 | but she's the most upbeat joyous, a version of herself and not to feel any pressure. Do you |
| 0:57.0 | remember this kind of cool with everything? And you said that she should greet the guy as his |
| 1:01.7 | new girlfriend at the beginning of the night and just enjoy yourself afterwards. Do you remember that? |
| 1:06.0 | I do. I wanted her to kind of protect herself, you know, and you know, and still have a good time |
| 1:11.9 | and see her friends. Right, and she actually wrote to us. She gave us an update about the wedding. |
| 1:16.5 | She actually went to the wedding and she wrote, hi, Ana and Sim, while I decided to go to the wedding |
| 1:20.8 | as Brittany and Ana suggested, I had a fun time although it was emotional. With the support of my |
| 1:25.7 | amazing friends that were there, I was able to get through the night. The ex did approach me while |
| 1:30.2 | I was talking to mutual friends who then quickly left to leave us to alone. We caught up on each |
| 1:34.9 | other's lives and families for a good 20 to 25 minutes. It was nice. The not so nice part |
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