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Bert Show Flashback: We Relive Coldplay’s Chris Martin Hanging Up On Bert!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Celebrity interviews are tricky and The Bert Show knows that from experience! Remember that time Coldplay's Chris Martin hung up on Bert? Relive it with all of us HERE!

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You can buy as many tickets as you want. In years past, there have been people who have bought

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who literally bought one ticket and they were the winning ticket and drove off in a brand new car. So this year, it's the Audi Q3 from Audi Atlanta. If you go to bert's bigadventure.org or the birth show, you can buy your $100 raffle ticket and hopefully win that beautiful car. Every cent's going to the kids, burtsbighadventure.org. All right, so this is kind of a flashback of a flashback, Tommy? It is. Yeah, this is going to be like a flashback inception because in this, this is where you talk to Chris Martin of Colplay and he ended up hanging up on you. It was really weird. I think I'm going to explain it in this thing, but I think there were some restrictions on this.

2:19.0

Because he was with Gwyneth Paltrow,

2:21.1

and we weren't supposed to talk about the relationship?

2:22.9

I don't know. I don't think so.

2:24.5

But I don't think there were restrictions.

2:28.5

He explained later when he called you back why he hung up.

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