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Bert Show Book Of Records: How Soon Did You Have A Baby After Your Wedding?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Kristin’s niece got married and two weeks later welcomed a baby! We're opening The Bert Show #BookOfRecords...who got hitched and then had a baby the closest together?

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0:29.0

The Bert Show. I just think that I thought of a brilliant yeah I'm going to use the word

0:40.0

brilliant on myself here for just one second a brilliant way to incentivize

0:46.4

people to vote now we already said we're not going to be talking about

0:49.7

politics or taking sides we want this to be a sort of a safe place away from politics because it's so damn stressful right now.

0:58.0

What's the stat I was reading? 65% of people are stressed out about the election, like really it's affecting their lives.

1:04.5

So we want to be away from that, right?

1:07.7

However, I think we can all agree on this.

1:11.4

The amount of text messages that we are getting from the candidates and the

1:16.2

political parties is ridiculous. Am I wrong? Is it just me? No. It's heavy.

1:22.0

I get some, but I don't get like I don't I'm not getting him every day. I am. Oh yeah, I'm getting three or four a day

1:27.5

Some of them get really aggressive right to try to like guilt you into voting for their candidate or I feel like I had like the

1:34.8

nice boys texting me they're like hey have you voted yet smiley face just checking in

1:39.1

on you and I'm like leave me alone I'm voting I'm a woman in America of course I'm voting this election. It's

1:45.1

super duper annoying. Okay so here's the brilliant plan okay? You

1:49.6

incentivize people to vote and once they vote the text messages must stop from both

1:56.9

candidates. All right have you done early voting yet I have not but I'm

2:01.4

planning on going on Wednesday.

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