Bert Shocked The Studio After Walking In Wearing WHAT?!

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🗓️ 25 April 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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One of Kristin’s neighbors is BEEFING with her neighborhood wildlife buuuuuut before we get to that Bert’s walked in wearing something pretty interesting and we need to talk about it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.2	Did you see how I just like launched into action like it's like don't go Power Rangers.
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