Bert Shares The Plead The Fifth Answer He Regrets Being Honest About!

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🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Messy Mikey fell for the oldest trick in the book...he and his lady agreed to forgo gifts for their anniversary and he actually DID IT. How does he fix this?

+ Bert shares the one Plead The Fifth answer he gave that made him lose sleep!

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0:00.0	Are we there yet, Dad?
0:03.0	Uh, nearly.
0:05.0	Dad, are we there yet?
0:08.0	Soon.
0:10.0	Are we there yet?
0:13.0	Literally around the corner.
0:16.0	Dad!
0:18.0	I know, I know. Are we there yet? No.
0:21.6	Are we lost, Dad?
0:23.6	Yeah, yeah, I think so.
0:25.6	Should have gone to Speck Savers.
0:27.6	Book an eye test online.
0:29.6	The Bert Show.
0:33.6	Messy Mikey.
0:34.6	He did.
0:35.6	He fell for the oldest trick in the book from his lady here. Whenever a woman says,
0:39.1	hey, you know what, let's not celebrate this, you know, our anniversary. Guys, it's a trap.
0:44.2	Okay? We'll get into that in just one second. I want to fill you guys in on some real talk, though.
0:49.4	It was, was it Friday that we did plead the fifth?
0:54.5	Yes.
0:55.1	Plead the fifth Friday with you.
0:57.6	I regretted one of my answers so badly that it actually woke me up in the middle of the night.
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