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So I gotta tell you guys a little bit about my trip to South Africa on this safari.

Wow, life changing you guys.

It looked dead.

It did.

I'll give you guys more details as the week unfolds because I could talk about this for an hour straight but

this safari that I went on in South Africa. It just makes you realize really how small you are.

So this isn't like one of these preserves that we have a lot of in the United States

where they're feeding the animals, they're making sure they're well groomed,

they're making sure that they're having sex and reproducing.

This is the wild you guys. This is absolutely the wild and when you go on one of these safaris

nature takes its course and the guys are simply there to guide the tourists around

and get as close to the animals as you can but they don't interfere with nature

whatsoever in fact when I was on my tour I saw

a lion about three days prior had killed a buffalo and he's just chomping away

at it man. Wow. You could smell it before you got to it, you could smell the, this was actually a pretty

cool story. So this line is chomping away on this buffalo, right? And he's breathing really hard.

Ah, and he's right next to the buffalo.

And he starts roaring out, but his roar is really faint,

because they eat like every seven days.

Lions will, a lion's will, a lion's and a lion will attack a buffalo, eat it and they will gorge on it because

they don't know when the next time is they're going to eat.

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