Bert Shares How He Feels After Working With Kristin For 14 Years!

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🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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It’s been a long, fun 14 years! Bert reminisces on his time working with Kristin and how proud he is of her work.

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.2	First sentimental thing I'm really going to say this morning.
0:03.3	Okay.
0:03.9	Here it is.
0:04.3	Are we going to institute the cry counter before you say it?
0:06.8	This was your idea.
0:07.7	I think it's a great idea.
0:08.8	Okay.
0:09.5	The cry counter is what?
0:11.1	Every time a person cries, we're going to tally it and have the total amount of cries by the end of the show.
0:16.8	It's going to be off the time.
0:18.9	I'm feeling an enormous amount of pressure to cry today.
0:22.2	I think it's just gonna happen.
0:24.2	Or you're thinking about it so hard it doesn't.
0:26.3	And then everybody's just gonna think you're like this vacant robot.
0:29.7	But I am.
0:31.2	So you guys are trying to make me something I'm not.
0:34.6	You want everyone to think you are, but you're a big old mushy softy on the inside.
0:39.2	Let me prove that to you.
0:40.5	So I'm not going to be able to say everything I want at the end of the show.
0:46.2	In fact, Kristen and I just kind of confess to each other that putting together the final words of what we're going to say before we turn these lights off and we leave for the very last time
0:55.0	has been extraordinarily challenging man to a point where I gave up I'm just like I don't
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