Bert Shares A Big Moment Of Personal Growth!

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🗓️ 12 July 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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#BertShowFam, meet Bert 2.0! Bert has noticed a ton of personal growth he wants to talk about.

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0:00.0	The Bert show.
0:01.0	You guys want to hear something strange?
0:02.0	Yeah, sure.
0:03.0	I hung out with friends yesterday.
0:05.0	I was totally sober and I had a good time.
0:07.0	What?
0:08.0	I told you. Yeah, it's possible.
0:09.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Mo, listen to me, it's possible.
0:11.0	Oh, teach me.
0:12.0	This is probably more an age thing than anything else, but I have
0:16.7	realized in two different ways how I have changed over the course of, well this first one in the last couple of years
0:24.8	and the second one just the last couple of months. So I had a friend that was
0:29.6	celebrating his birthday yesterday, right? And normally for me and my friend group in the past, if you're
0:36.3	having a birthday, that's a three day event because for me it's carbloting and it's getting enough rest the first day the second day is the
0:46.7	drinking for five or six hours and Sunday is a recovery day that's that's pretty
0:52.3	much been my entire life right there right?
0:54.0	72 hours, 4, 5 hours of drinking and having a good time on a birthday.
0:58.4	Go Bigger, go home baby.
0:59.4	Go Bigger, go home. Well, that definition has changed a little bit.
1:02.7	Yesterday I went to my friend's birthday party and it was a sauna and cold plunge party with no alcohol.
1:09.1	What?
1:10.1	Yeah, I'm like, life has really changed.
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