Bert: Secret Competition
The Bert Show
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.4 | I think that I am involved in a hidden competition, but the person that I'm competing with, I don't |
| 0:12.2 | think they even know that we're competing. |
| 0:15.0 | Is it can it even be considered a competition if the other person doesn't even know if they |
| 0:20.1 | have entered said competition? |
| 0:21.8 | All right, let me get into this. |
| 0:23.2 | No, you don't think so. |
| 0:24.2 | All right, hear me out. |
| 0:25.4 | Okay. |
| 0:26.4 | First of all, this is centered and this is not the person I'm competing with, which is |
| 0:31.3 | I'm just going to call it my stepdaughter. |
| 0:33.4 | My fiance's daughter is eight years old. |
| 0:36.6 | Yeah, I just feel like she's my stepdaughter, right? |
| 0:40.3 | And as a sidebar, good god almighty. |
| 0:46.3 | There is something about like, I'm not exactly sure how to say this man. |
| 0:51.0 | You probably feel this with Jimmy right now. |
| 0:53.4 | He's your first. |
| 0:54.4 | This would be my third, right? |
| 0:55.4 | I've got a 19 year old, I got a 15 year old. |
| 0:58.6 | But this girl, when she walks into a room for me, seriously like the joy I feel in my |
| 1:06.2 | heart every time I look at her or talk to her, it's almost like amazement. |
| 1:11.8 | Doesn't make any sense. |
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