Bert's Proudest Moment As A Parent + This Woman Was Hospitalized After Refusing To Fart!

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🗓️ 2 May 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Did you know you can end up in the hospital for holding in your farts? It's true! A woman refused to fart around her boyfriend, and it lead to her ending up in the ER! But first, Bert shares one of his proudest moments as a dad. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	the virtue.
0:01.0	Kristen, I wanted to be sure.
0:02.6	Oh gosh, my voice.
0:04.4	So what is going on there, man?
0:07.6	This was the result of Hollis's penalty kick on Saturday in his first regional playoff
0:16.6	game as a varsity team member.
0:19.0	That's what this is, right?
0:20.0	I'm so many made it.
0:21.2	He made it.
0:22.2	He made it.
0:24.2	Congratulations to him and my God, your voice is so sensitive.
0:27.4	It really is.
0:28.4	And as soon as it happened, it got so much fun.
0:29.9	It sort immediately.
0:30.9	So I don't know, man.
0:33.3	I was even going to talk about this this early.
0:35.7	You guys, I don't, I don't cry easily.
0:38.0	He hit that shot and I damn near starter crying.
0:40.5	You just a proud pop a moment.
0:43.9	So well, he hates penalty kicks.
0:46.4	He's not good at him.
0:47.4	He practices him over and over and over again.
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