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Bert's Fiancée Wants Him To Wear WHAT In The Bedroom?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Her husband wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with #HalloweenCostumes! Did it cost them their RELATIONSHIP? Find out: #FollowUpThursday Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue. He got clean. Then he died. Oh, I saw this story. Now I'm not talking about

0:07.2

clean and sober. I'm talking about clean. You hear about this, dude? No. Guy in Iran,

0:11.9

right? 94 years old just wouldn't take bass, wouldn't shower. Nothing. Forget it. Guess

0:17.0

how long he went without cleaning, cleansing himself. No, like, percent, no bath, no shower,

0:22.5

nothing. 50 years. Higher. No way. 70. A little bit lower. How long was it? I was 60. 60 years.

0:32.0

60 years? Yeah, he looked like it too. Yeah. Oh, it's nasty, dude. It was nasty. He was like,

0:38.0

for decades, like, he didn't eat fresh fruit food. And he believed that if he cleaned himself,

0:43.2

he was going to get sick. So he goes six decades. And guess what happens after he took the bath?

0:48.0

Well, I have no, no, no, no. Seriously. The story is a little bit deeper than that. So a few years ago,

0:58.7

everybody in his village in Iran was like, dude, you're rake, you're stank. Man, we can't take this

1:03.1

anymore. So they grab him and they throw him in a car to take him to a river to wash him. This dude

1:10.8

is so anti that he throws himself out of the car before they get to the river. He survives it.

1:16.3

He's like, ain't going to get me. So finally, they a few months ago, the villagers are like,

1:22.3

dude, you are taking a bath, man. It has been too long. He's like, fine, damn, we all just get off my

1:27.2

bath. And they find they give him a wash. Now, any doc, right? They're clean. I don't know if it was

1:37.6

in his head or what? I think it was a couple of months. I don't know how comfortable life in it.

1:41.4

I know. Right. He was 94 though, right? 94. Now this is the most shocking part of the story.

1:46.7

He wasn't married. Oh, shocker. 16 years, 16 years.

1:53.4

16 years with no bath, no showers. I mean, threw himself out of car. You know what?

2:02.0

All right. So today is follow up Thursday. You guys are always hitting us up going. Whatever

2:06.4

happened to and on Thursdays, we do our homework and we find out for you. This one comes from Vanessa.

2:13.1

Back at the end of June, you read an email from a woman who's husband wanted to bring costumes

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