Bert's Embarrassing Airport Moment + Is This Georgia Time Capsule Real?

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🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Have you heard about the Georgia time capsule? Allegedly it was found after the Georgia guide stone. Is true or not? We'll discuss. But first, Bert shares an embarrassing moment he recently had in the airport. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Listen, it's the bird show.
0:02.0	So I get back from vacation on Saturday.
0:06.0	I took the family, it was a magical vacation.
0:08.8	Magical to Maui, right?
0:11.0	Um, but I felt really guilty about doing this.
0:15.6	Very disloyal.
0:17.0	Flu-American Airlines.
0:18.6	You did.
0:19.6	What?
0:20.6	Yeah, what else for me?
0:21.6	Uh, just because the schedules worked out better
0:24.4	and it was a much cheaper flight when we booked,
0:26.6	so I took American Airlines.
0:28.0	Alright, that's what happens.
0:29.0	Sorry, Delta, but I did feel very weird.
0:31.4	Yeah, I'm going to the computer.
0:33.4	It does.
0:34.4	I really did.
0:35.4	I mean, you got a whole terminal for Delta, right?
0:37.6	And there's American Delta.
0:40.2	American counter, right?
0:42.2	So I made a North terminal mistake because if I have traveled out of Atlanta, 95% of my trips
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