Bert's Car Accident Turned Into A Great Experience?!

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🗓️ 5 August 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Yesterday, Bert got into a minor accident with an 18 wheeler. Thankfully no one was hurt, and his conversation with the driver was great. He explains why... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:02.3	Here's something you probably don't hear very often.
0:06.4	I had a really great time after I got hit by an 18-wheeler yesterday.
0:10.4	Excuse me?
0:11.4	Yeah, I got a fender bender with an 18-wheeler yesterday.
0:14.8	Is there such a thing as a fender bender with an 18-wheeler?
0:17.8	Don't seem like it.
0:18.8	There is.
0:19.8	So, I was merging a lot of this stuff's going to be local.
0:25.6	You know how when you're going 400 North and if you want to go on 285 East, there's just
0:29.6	a whole bunch of construction going on right now.
0:31.9	So the exit to get on 285 is crazy long.
0:35.4	So I'm trying to get onto the highway and the, just the front part of the 18-wheeler.
0:43.2	He didn't have the whole load behind him is cruising along next to the barrier and I'm
0:49.5	trying to merge in and I'm thinking he's giving me enough space to merge in because I have
0:54.6	my signal on.
0:56.8	So I go to merge, he never even saw me said that there's a blind spot in the front
1:01.5	on like the right side front right and never even saw me trying to merge.
1:06.5	So when I merged, he bumped me from behind.
1:09.4	Wow.
1:10.4	On that bet for me.
1:11.4	Because it was just, it was like a full 18-wheeler because he didn't have like the
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