the virtue. It's a whole new me today because I have a whole new set of teeth. Look at you. Yeah,

me. Look at these and you're talking okay. Yeah, um, yeah, I am. I was expecting to have my

S's and my P's and all that messed up today. So I have veneers years ago when I was living in Dallas,

we went out before a Texas Rangers opening game and I was with a whole bunch of my friends down in

Texas and we decided that we were going to go off-roading right before the game. No problem.

Driver with super sober but everybody else in the open air Jeep was drinking tailgating

beforehand and I was right in the thick of it. So we're in this we're on a dirt road and we're

going through a track and we're going up and we're going down in these valleys and up into

these mountains and the drivers even scream out, get your seatbelt on, get your seatbelt on

and I'm drunk. I need a seatbelt. And as soon as I said that, he hit a hole and I went right up

into the roll bar with my nose which came down on my teeth and I cracked all four of my teeth.

Wow, what an idiot. Every time you tell that story, I feel like my teeth are going to fall out.

What a totaling complete idiot. I just did go to the game. I know.

Okay. We skipped the game. I got a couple more beers than me. The guys that I was hanging out

with at the time were definitely afraid of of my wife and dropped me off of my apartment complex

and said, you're on your own, but so when. Yeah, what did, what was Stacy's face like?

Was she saw your bloodied face? Well, I can't say what the face is but I could say exactly what

she said. So I was sitting in our apartment and I had an old English 800 in my hand. Wow.

Yeah, I was going hard. Yes, you were. It's a long day drinker right there.

She opened up the door. I was sitting there watching television. I had a washcloth on my

mouth which was bloodied and I had the OE 800 in my hand and she just, she just looked at me

and she said, I didn't sign up for this. And then walked into our bathroom and then she thought

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