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Bert Reads DMs From Listeners He Really Thinks Members Of The Bert Show Should Hear!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

He's received a LOT of DMs after announcing his retirement, but today Bert is sharing a few messages from listeners he really thinks The Bert Show needs to hear!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, Sweaterweather.

0:02.1

Bring on cozy duvet days, crisp air and crunchy leaves.

0:06.9

Out-out is out.

0:09.2

And the original pumpkin spice latte is in.

0:13.1

Handcrafted with our signature espresso and seasonal pumpkin flavors,

0:17.7

then topped with whipped cream, cinnamon and nutmeg.

0:21.1

Hot or iced? PSL. It's here. Only at the Starbucks coffee company. Subject to availability

0:28.5

while stocks last. There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating

0:34.2

on your local takeaway, the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually

0:39.1

is fancy dress. The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, especially if you're

0:45.5

looking to borrow money. It lets you understand what lenders see, so you can increase your chances

0:50.7

of getting the best deals. It's dead easy to check it and completely free.

0:56.5

See it in seconds.

0:57.8

Download the Experian app today.

1:02.2

The First Show.

1:03.7

I will admit that as excited as I am to retire from radio,

1:09.8

I am having brief stages of freaking out about it, the reality of it, you know?

1:18.5

Like, just the thought, like, I'm trying to be realistic about it.

1:26.2

I am excited.

1:27.3

I am excited to travel. It's one of the major reasons why I'm taking off is at my age, I feel like I'm in pretty good health. And I think in our country, unfortunately, because the way our system is set up, you have to work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. And then you're old, and then you. And then you might not be in great shape in order to go on the vacations that you really want to do. And I just don't want that for myself, man. I've been saving for a long time to where I can not only go on vacations and see the world. I want to be, I want to be left in awe, right? And I want to pursue joy with my family. But there are times now where I'm

2:04.5

trying to be realistic, because I'm not going on the road 365 days, right? Like, so as soon as the show is

2:10.9

over on the 24th, the morning of the 25th, I'm leaving for home in San Diego. And that's like my

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