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Bert Questions Elizah's Feeding Method + Is It Okay To Fantasize About Someone Else When Married?

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🗓️ 1 September 2022

⏱️ 13 minutes

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0:00.0

The virtue Cassie grab a mic because I know you're going to love this. You're absolutely going to love this.

0:05.2

My fiancee gave me a big old break last night. I could feel my foot inserting into mouth as she

0:13.3

Started to explain to me and she gave me a break and let me run out of the conversation

0:21.2

God bless her. I love her

0:23.4

so

0:25.5

Her seven-year-old the other day. I'm up in their room together and her seven-year-old

0:30.9

picks up one of her dolls and says that she's gonna. It's time to nurse one of her dolls

0:36.8

Now she's seven years old, okay? So she picks up baby doll and

0:43.4

puts it up to her chest. All right, it's not exposed to anything, but she puts it up to chest

0:48.3

So she is now nursing her baby doll over top of the shirt over top of the shirt

0:54.7

I

0:55.7

Think is over time. I would I wouldn't really look at it, be honest

0:58.8

All I know is that it was in that position, right? So Eliza's not with us yesterday and I said to Tiff

1:05.4

I'm like Eliza nursing that baby

1:08.4

Did that weird you out at all?

1:10.8

There's a beat pause, right? She goes well, would it be any different than Eliza feeding her food from a spoon?

1:19.6

And I said

1:22.4

I'm gonna leave this conversation now

1:24.9

Because I know this is not gonna go anywhere good and I just realized what I just said

1:28.9

So I'm gonna go I'm just gonna shut up and go that was it and she gave me the break and let me out of the conversation

1:34.4

She made her point with one

1:36.4

Sains and that was all I needed because it really is no different. No

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