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The Bert Show

Bert Pretended To Be Retired This Weekend And Is Surprised About How It Felt!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

He pretended to be retired this weekend and is surprised about how it felt! Here’s how Bert spent 48 hours with zero on the agenda!

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0:00.0

Sounds like Lidbey

0:01.6

Switch service

0:02.8

Move your money bills and pay

0:05.4

Switch

0:07.1

You'll change

0:09.9

Sounds like Libby just switched her bank account

0:14.4

With the current account

0:15.6

Switch service

0:16.8

And now she calls the shots

0:19.1

You choose the bank The date of your your switch, and they sort the rest.

0:24.3

Maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

0:29.9

Summer's nearly over. It's time to get back to real life.

0:33.1

Luckily, Sinch has got all the essentials sorted.

0:35.6

And we're not talking about new textbooks.

0:37.4

Let's see. The biggest range of cars to buy entirely online? Check. Free 90-day warranty. Sorted. And Faf-free cinch servicing at a Marshall Store near you. Absolutely cinched it. Everything you need and not a pencil case in sight. Sinch it for yourself today. Visit sinch.com. Comparison against equivalent retailers, visit sinch.com.

0:57.6

U.K. forward slash range claim terms and exclusions of play. The Bird Show. Abby, how was the weekend?

1:04.5

It was a pretty good weekend. Pretty chill. I don't really do much other than listen to Taylor Swift and watch people complain about her on my social media.

1:12.0

Yeah, I know later on in the show, you're going to talk about one song that really has

1:15.4

disappointed you. Yeah, there's one that's really just rubbing me the wrong way.

1:18.9

It takes a lot for somebody to, because I did see your Instagram this morning, and you were

1:24.0

sticking up for quite a bit. The reaction of this album, I mean, I'm on the outside looking in.

1:29.8

There's a lot of people that aren't happy with it.

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