Bert Made An Expensive Mistake…TWICE!
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🗓️ 31 March 2023
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue all the self-loathing wrapped into one beautiful three-minute time period for |
| 0:07.7 | me yesterday. |
| 0:08.7 | Told you guys a couple of weeks ago that I moved into this new house and I've got myself |
| 0:15.8 | a truck and I didn't I did realize at the time, but just had forgotten that if the soft |
| 0:22.9 | top in this truck is up, it doesn't fit into my garage. |
| 0:26.3 | So if it's up on a nice beautiful sunny day, before I get into the garage, I have to |
| 0:31.0 | use shut my soft top right on to the top of my truck and then drive into the garage. |
| 0:37.1 | And a couple of weeks ago, I just totally forgot it was doing something mindless and drove |
| 0:41.7 | my truck right into my garage. |
| 0:44.2 | Did $500 worth of damage to the garage? |
| 0:47.5 | $13,000 worth of damage to my soft top. |
| 0:53.3 | Which thankfully your insurance covered a majority of? |
| 0:57.1 | Just about all of it. |
| 0:58.1 | All right, I was going to pay for that out of pocket and then I got to the dealership |
| 1:02.2 | and they told me what it was and I'm like, bring state farm. |
| 1:05.3 | What you guys doing today? |
| 1:06.8 | What up, good neighbor? |
| 1:07.8 | I mean, for $13,000 I didn't have my car for a couple of weeks and what a hassle. |
| 1:14.4 | And at least I learned my lesson and it's never going to happen again. |
| 1:16.9 | Right? |
| 1:17.9 | I mean, $13,000 that doesn't happen again. |
| 1:20.1 | Until yesterday. |
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