Bert Learned The Hard Way That This Challenge Might Not Be For Him!

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🗓️ 6 March 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Wanna be challenged both physically and mentally? Bert has picked up the perfect challenge for you...and is already failing. He'll explain! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.6	the Bert show you guys ever catch yourself lying to yourself
0:30.8	uh... everybody does all the time. Yeah.
0:33.0	Do you cash yourself though?
0:34.0	I'm a big liar, lie, or lie, a pant's on fire to myself.
0:37.0	What's the last self-lie you told yourself?
0:39.0	And then all of a sudden you're like, wait a second,
0:41.0	man, that ain't even true. Why am I telling people that it's not even I
0:44.4	don't even believe that not I'm conventionally attractive.
0:46.7	Oh stop it I'm getting it I'm joking it It's a joke. Not really. You're on your way. More surgeries you're on your way.
0:56.5	I'm about three surgeries away from being able to look myself in the mirror.
0:59.7	I think something that Burke called you out on because I think your New Year's resolution was to be more bold.
1:04.3	That's crazy.
1:05.3	And he thinks you're like hell of bold.
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