Bert Learned The Hard Way That Kristin Doesn’t Know Her Own Strength!

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🗓️ 11 April 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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There's one thing we don't mess around with in The Bert Show studio...and that's getting WATER near the equipment! Bert did the crime, can he pay the price?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it the virtue.
0:01.5	Oh, there's so much crap going on in the world.
0:04.3	What you need is just one story.
0:06.9	Sometimes to continue your faith in humanity.
0:11.2	I got it. Are you ready?
0:13.0	Yeah, but can I do something real quick?
0:14.5	You know something? I got a bugger or something?
0:16.0	No, I need you to bend over because I got a kick in.
0:17.9	I knew it! I was gonna do a water check!
0:20.9	Damn it.
0:21.5	Where's your water, brother?
0:23.0	Oh, I forgot about that.
0:25.4	What's going on?
0:26.3	Can't have water.
0:28.1	Is it open right by your board?
0:29.2	Oh, dear. One is dead.
0:30.4	It's the only spill there.
0:31.6	I spilled about two gallons of water the other day,
0:33.7	like right on all the electronics.
0:35.2	And my mic literally went out.
0:38.2	And the engineers are so nice around here that I created all sorts of crappy work for them.
0:43.2	They're so busy here.
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