Bert & Kristin Hate This Exit + Our Intern Refuses To Return To The City Because Of This

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🗓️ 28 June 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Our Intern Mackenzie took a trip to the city with her friends, and they had a great time. They went to a baseball game, got food, and had a few drinks. But she quickly realized that the city is pricier than she ever expected. But first, Bert and Kristin have beef with this one exit on the highway that is nearly impossible to get off on. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it the virtue so for whatever reason
0:04.4	Ways about 90% of the time
0:07.4	Takes me from my home in swanney John's Creek offer at a coming wherever I live
0:14.7	If you're good at one day down to sandy springs 90% of the time it takes me down 400
0:20.6	All the time right so
0:23.8	Today it was taking me down. I think it's 141 on the 285 right and when it does
0:30.0	that I get a
0:32.8	Anxious feeling in the pit of my stomach when I have to go on 285 West and
0:39.2	Kristen and I share
0:42.2	The anxiety of one exit which mathematically should not exist
0:49.1	I know and the Georgia Department of Transportation needs to do something about it
0:55.1	Quickly because even at 5 30 in the morning. It's a B. Yeah, I can only imagine so I was coming back from highlands North Carolina
1:03.2	And I'm on 400 and I'm taking my friend home first
1:08.6	so I
1:10.6	I'm coming down 285. Sorry, and I need to get over to 400 to drop my friend off at her house before I head down to mine
1:17.0	So I'm on 285 and if you it's there's a lot of construction going on right now
1:21.3	They're re-routing a lot of things. I swear to you every time I get on 400 going home around 285
1:26.2	Yeah, it's like I'm taking a different highway back home every day for the last couple of months
1:30.0	Am I going to the right am I going straight up 400?
1:33.0	I don't like am I getting off on Ross well?
1:34.8	If am I getting off on Glen Ridge am I getting off on 400? Am I going north on 400?
1:39.0	I'm going south of 400. I don't really know
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