Bert Just Did Something He's Never Done Before

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🗓️ 17 August 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Bert just did something he's never done before...and it messed up Kristin's travel plans because of it! Not only that, now Bert is ragging on Kristin for doing what HE used to do! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The virtue as I stand here before you today, I am a chained man.
0:09.3	I am a now I am a light pattern.
0:11.8	Look at you.
0:12.8	You got to carry on.
0:14.1	I'm a that's it.
0:15.6	That's all you brought.
0:16.6	So in the past, any trip I took, I tried to prepare for every situation, man.
0:21.1	Uh huh.
0:21.6	And I would pack for like, I mean, we're the three of us.
0:24.7	Four of us are going to Chicago for a radio convention today after the show.
0:29.7	And normally for that convention, I would pack a bag that I had to check on.
0:34.1	It might be 40, 45 pounds.
0:36.8	I mean, five pairs of shoes, shorts, long sleeves, a parka,
0:44.2	yeah, snow shoes, bathing suits, anything, right?
0:49.0	Uh huh.
0:49.8	You know what?
0:50.6	What?
0:50.9	Not anymore.
0:51.9	Look at you.
0:52.6	Last three trips.
0:53.6	I have learned how to pack lightly.
0:56.2	That is an overnighter, right?
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