Bert Is Thinking About Adding A New Member To His Family!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 2 December 2022
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 2:52.2 | So, no, I'm just sitting there, minding my own business last night. And I get a text |
| 2:59.4 | from the mother of one of Hollis's friends and it comes out of nowhere. And it says, |
| 3:06.4 | hi, Bert. Wanted to see if you would like to have a pup. Oh, that wasn't the devil's |
| 3:15.3 | work. The devil's work is the picture she sent with the text. It's the cutest freak |
| 3:23.6 | in German Shepherd puppy ever. Far as always wanted a German Shepherd. Now as the universe |
| 3:30.2 | or the devil would have it. So while we were at that dog park and Alpharade, you're talking |
| 3:35.6 | about cast. There's this amazing German Shepherd named Mamba. Mamba. Yeah, we met his parents |
| 3:43.6 | and this German Shepherd. I love how we remember dogs names easier than we remember people |
| 3:48.2 | names. I don't know the names of the owners. Yeah. I introduced them. I don't know. It's |
| 3:54.0 | a black German Shepherd. And it was so well behaved and so protective and so smart. |
| 3:59.1 | I haven't had a smart dog in a decade. Oh, there's a German Shepherd mix. And they |
| 4:04.8 | require a lot of mental stimulation. They are very, very smart though. I can talk |
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