Bert Is Still Shook After Having To Call 911 For The First Time!
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🗓️ 15 November 2022
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue I was trying to think back this morning, but yesterday I think was the very first time in my life. |
| 0:11.0 | I've ever called 911. Really? Have you guys ever called? Yeah. Yeah, there was a man acting walkie. He was like standing in the middle of the road. |
| 0:24.0 | And you can tell there was something off going on. And he was just standing in the middle of the road just staring at oncoming traffic. So I called 911 because I didn't want him to get hit by a car. |
| 0:34.0 | You got? Yeah, I've called 911 a few times. My nickname, the Henry Police Department of College nicknamed me as magnet. |
| 0:42.0 | Because I was a hall director. And so I had to go on call for the entire undergraduate campus. So if something went down, I was the one responsible from housing to respond to it. |
| 0:53.0 | Police EMT's are involved involved in so much went down when I was always on call that I was dubbed S Magnet. Yeah. |
| 1:00.0 | But I have called it aside from that too, like several different times. Seeing houses caught on fire, drunk drivers, emergencies in my own home with my husband, my mom, different things like that. |
| 1:11.0 | Really? Yeah, I'm old had at it. And my favorite one is when it rang and rang and rang and someone goes, hello. And I was like, hey, I've got someone lying in a ditch with a broken back. |
| 1:22.0 | Do you think you could help? That was my experience yesterday. She was really great. That was a monofilm. |
| 1:27.0 | Yeah. I mean, cool. They're always amazing, except for that one time. I was like, oh, sorry to bother. |
| 1:33.0 | When did you have to call? I was sitting there trying to remember a time that I did, but no, I don't think I have a. |
| 1:38.0 | Never have, right? Even when you got hit by a car, you didn't call 911. No, when it stays out of drink. |
| 1:45.0 | So as I was leaving the station yesterday, we're in sandy springs and I have to drive up to Swani and I go 400 North. |
| 1:53.0 | And Kay Lee has to take the exact same route to get to his house because he lives in. Are you officially in Alfa Reda? |
| 2:00.0 | Yeah. In Alfa Reda also. So he came in this morning and he's like, man, it's the very first we were talking about my drive into work, which we'll talk about more here in just one second. |
| 2:08.0 | He's like, man, yesterday was the very first time like I've ever been stuck in traffic on 400 that time of day, right? |
| 2:15.0 | Yeah. And like, I guess years. I mean, sometimes there's like a slow down around Abernathy for just a second, but yesterday I was, I guess not far behind you, maybe like a mile or two. |
| 2:27.0 | And I had some traffic and it was like maybe eight minutes, you know, it was just nothing compared to what I used to get going downtown. |
| 2:36.0 | Yeah. So as I'm going up 400, I see all these brake lights, all of a sudden coming out of nowhere. So I check ways and it doesn't say there's a traffic jam. |
| 2:43.0 | So this is fresh. Yeah. So I'm trying to look past the traffic to see what's going on. Right? And there's nothing but brake light, brake light, brake light. |
| 2:50.0 | And then just nothing but highway, right? I can't figure what's going on, but I see cars slowly to moving to the right, but I can't tell what's going on. |
| 3:00.0 | So finally, I get up to where the hole in the traffic is. And Kristen, as you just said, some dude got out of his truck or whatever and jumped the barrier from 400 South to North and was just walking across the highway. |
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