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Bert Is Pissed At His Family Tree For A Surprising Reason!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

He's got a bone to pick with his family tree! Bert does everything right health wise...so, why is he still having to deal with so many doctors? He'll explain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Must remember do not forget

0:08.0

remind me to bring photo ID

0:11.0

reminder set babe can you make sure I don't forget Photo ID. Reminder, set.

0:13.0

Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?

0:17.0

All right, love.

0:20.0

However you remember, you'll need photo ID to vote on the 2nd of May.

0:24.7

Find out more at electoralcommission.org. UK slash voter ID.

0:30.1

Get it.

0:30.9

The Bert show.

0:31.7

It was words a few years ago really pissed me off,

0:35.0

and now I'm really, really angry,

0:37.0

because it turns out he's right.

0:39.0

So I remember working out consistently at my gym and one day after working out I'm sitting outside of the gym

0:49.2

before I get to my car and when you go to a gym you see the same people over and over and

0:55.1

over again if you end up working out at the same time. Well it just so happened that

0:59.2

this tennis pro that either was teaching lessons or playing tennis with other guests in the club.

1:06.8

I know him well, we've said hi to each other a couple of different times.

1:09.8

I mean, and he's like your very typical European tennis pro.

1:16.0

You know, you can tell he's out in the sun every single day.

1:19.2

He's got kind of like that long tennis pro hair, right? thin he's fit and he's wearing the headband

1:26.3

all say it's typical right so I'm sitting there and he's like he says to me on the

1:30.6

way I say ever like hey what whatever your name is from Europe.

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