Bert Is Going Skiing Soon And He's Worried About His STYLE!

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🗓️ 31 March 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Bert will soon be hitting the slopes of SWITZERLAND! It's been a while since he's been skiing, so he's a little concerned. Not for his safety, but his STYLE! Are these gargantuan snow goggles really what the cool kids are wearing nowadays?! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:45.5	The virtue. Anybody in here? Done any scheme in the last five to
0:50.8	10 years? Yes. Not in the last five to 10. I like to
0:55.0	call a roto like two or three years ago. Two or three years ago.
0:57.8	Yeah. Okay. We hit a wrecking ridge. You hit the slopes? Yes.
1:01.3	Living Colorado for four to five years, never miskeying in my life.
1:04.5	Isn't that crazy? I know. When I lived out in California, I never
1:07.3	surfed. Learn when I got to Atlanta. See?
1:10.7	Went to go streak and learn. Here's the reason why I'm asking.
1:13.3	Okay. So we were at Perth's Big Adventure. And I just didn't have a
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