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The Bert Show

Bert Is DONE With Dopamine Dating!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

He's DONE searching for dopamine! Bert has a new theory about relationships: maybe the good ones should be...boring?

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0:00.0

Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you

0:08.3

slide by on track to your

0:15.0

there,

0:20.0

the care in the world as you simply lean back. And before you know it, you're there.

0:21.0

This is how travels should feel and on all trains it does

0:25.2

Avanti West Coast feel good travel

0:32.3

The Bert Show.

0:33.0

Well, I'm about to change position on something that I felt very strongly about just a couple of months ago.

0:40.0

So, let me just go through the list of things here. I really feel like I'm sort of going through a renaissance in my life right now.

0:47.0

You know, like you, I told you guys before, I just, for whatever reason, thought you hit a certain age age you hit the finish line and you stop

0:53.7

learning about yourself that's not how it works you're constantly learning more and more

0:59.2

about yourself and over the course of the last I don't't know, almost year now, I feel like I have been

1:04.7

changing so much in small ways and in big ways and like re-examining relationships, but also like in smaller ways too, like everything is becoming different for me.

1:16.5

I told you guys before, my dad was never handy with any kind of tools, whatsoever, anything

1:21.9

around the house.

1:22.6

I never saw my dad lift up a hammer.

1:24.9

Never, never, never once, right?

1:27.3

So that's passed on to the kids too, so I am utterly clueless when it comes to fixing things

1:31.7

around the house, but I have started to

1:33.4

dabble in it and I'm really bad at it. But it's fun to like make mistakes.

1:38.9

I probably this sounds so terrible and I did not come from a rich family. I came from a poor family.

1:44.8

I probably only had a drill in my hand three times my entire life.

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