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The Bert Show

Bert Is Breaking Up With His Most Toxic Relationship!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Bert is in a toxic relationship with his own HEALTH! So, he's breaking up with it today. Here's his plan.

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0:29.0

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0:33.6

I am breaking up with one of the most annoying things about myself starting today.

0:38.3

Do you have something that just drives you crazy about yourself?

0:42.1

But you do it over and over and over again. You just get sick of you in this area.

0:46.0

Overthinking. Overthinking. All the time. There's no way to turn it all. No.

0:50.0

No. So you usually hit you like in the middle of the night night you just wake up and then you're

0:53.3

overthinking or you overthink every situation?

0:56.3

I have pretty much every situation but it's worse at night. Anytime it's

0:59.6

silence and there's nothing to distract me. I'm overthinking.

1:03.0

For me it's procrastination.

1:05.0

Oh yeah.

1:05.0

I'm so bad about procrastination.

1:06.8

And then I get myself worked up

1:09.8

and I'm overwhelmed and I'm stressed

1:12.4

because things have piled up, but if I just would have like planned accordingly and

1:16.4

Taking care of some stuff I would actually be able to enjoy oh, I don't know Halloween because there's not like a million things I need to cram in and do before you know the night happens

1:27.4

for me it's procrastination too but it's less about like the overwhelm of it all and it's like the shame that I put on myself.

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