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Bert Is Asking Us For Wedding Advice?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Bert and his fiancée Tiffany have finally started focusing on planning their wedding. They know they want to have a small ceremony, but they are a few people that are already assuming they'll be invited. How does Bert politely tell these people they won't be receiving an invite to his wedding? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue I don't have much of a set up on this. I guess I am asking you guys for some here we go wedding advice

0:10.2

One eight five five virtue

0:13.8

Yeah, so

0:16.0

My fiancee and I have decided we're gonna do a very small very small

0:20.8

Destination wedding we don't even know what small looks like yet. We have just started to put together our mythical

0:27.5

Invite lists, right? I hate to break it to you. You're getting married. Therefore, this is not mythical

0:38.2

Real

0:39.2

It's still not a mythical list. It's still a legitimate list. There is no list. There's no list that lives right now

0:46.9

It's only mythical of like bigfoot and lofnus

0:50.4

And the Jersey devil are on your place. We can't even get past the list

0:55.5

We ask for advice

0:57.5

Yes, I ask for advice not criticism

1:03.1

Sometimes we confuse the two so here's what I know that it's gonna be a very small group of people

1:09.1

We're already starting to think okay. We'll do this like a destination wedding someplace. It's close enough to our friends here

1:15.2

Maybe the Xuma it's gonna be in the Xuma um and then we know nothing we have nothing

1:20.8

But I'm already starting to get this because I've talked about it on the show a few times

1:25.2

We had a date planned and now we got a new date plan which is gonna be March 20th

1:30.6

um and

1:31.7

People are already hitting me up with the assumption that they are going to be

1:37.3

Invited to the wedding now it might be a tax going can't wait for the wedding what a day that's gonna be or

1:44.6

When should I expect the invite in kind of a sarcastic criticism way and it's happened more than once and I've told you guys

1:52.7

I've struggled my entire life people pleasing and I just don't know the right words to use to say

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