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The Bert Show

Bert Has Successfully Improved His Sleep With A Surprising Product!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Did Bert laugh when his girlfriend recommended he try out THIS product to help improve his sleep? Yes. Did it work perfectly? Also yes. He shares:

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0:00.0

Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,

0:06.0

three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent,

0:10.7

Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.

0:13.1

All right.

0:14.0

Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.

0:16.8

And don't get us started on Mel.

0:19.4

But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.

0:22.6

All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat.

0:25.6

Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us.

0:28.0

P and O'Ferees, there is another way.

0:30.0

The Bird Show!

0:33.0

Damn, was I skeptical, but the numbers do not lie, right?

0:37.0

Okay, what I'm showing you guys right now is the sleep app that I use every day called

0:41.0

Auto Sleep.

0:42.0

My sleep score last night, a 98 out of 100.

0:46.7

What? That's ridiculously high for me.

0:49.9

Yeah, for you especially.

0:51.1

That is 100 dead.

0:53.2

I guess it's like.

0:56.0

So I got seven hours of sleep last night,

0:57.8

but I think if I get eight, that's a hundred.

1:00.0

That scores a hundred, right?

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