Bert Has Been Lying To Us About This One Thing For Years!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Fly better to your perfect winter getaway with Emirates, |
| 0:04.0 | whether it's a tropical break in Thailand, |
| 0:07.0 | family fun in Dubai, |
| 0:09.0 | or ultimate relaxation in the Maldives. |
| 0:12.0 | But remember, it's not just about where you're going, it's |
| 0:16.1 | how you get there. Fly Emirates and start your holiday with delicious regional dining, |
| 0:22.4 | complimentary drinks, outstanding service, and award-winning |
| 0:26.0 | entertainment. |
| 0:27.0 | Emirates, fly better. |
| 0:30.9 | The Bert show |
| 0:36.0 | You know what I don't have a stomach for anymore? |
| 0:38.0 | People? Uh, no, no, I dig people for the most part. |
| 0:41.0 | Good. |
| 0:42.0 | Uh, it's the little lies I've been telling to myself. And one of the |
| 0:47.1 | little lies I've been telling on myself is for years and years is that I'm fine being |
| 0:52.2 | alone. Nah, I'm fine being alone. |
| 0:53.0 | Nah I'm not. |
| 0:55.0 | Are you just not realizing this? |
| 0:57.0 | Well here's what I used to think is that I really love my alone time. |
| 1:02.0 | Mom I used to bond on this, |
| 1:04.0 | Mo does alone time so well, he's in his apartment, |
| 1:08.0 | he goes out to dinner by himself, |
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