Bert Has Been Having An IQ Slump Lately!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 August 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I would dream first home, probably a doer-upper, put a run stamp on it. |
| 0:03.3 | Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds. |
| 0:06.4 | But they're all so watertight, asshole-free. |
| 0:08.4 | Boring, just white boxes. |
| 0:10.1 | Well, we can decorate an old liquor painted in there. |
| 0:12.4 | Hmm. |
| 0:13.5 | Like a nice shade of grey. |
| 0:15.2 | We are not having grey walls. |
| 0:16.8 | Why not? |
| 0:17.6 | Why not? |
| 0:18.4 | Whatever stage of the process you're at, |
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| 0:24.8 | Halifax, it's a people thing. |
| 0:26.8 | For more information, search Halifax first-time buyer events. |
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