Bert Has A Confession To Share After Someone Called Him OLD!
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🗓️ 27 February 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
Bert has a big confession to share after someone called him old over the weekend…it affected so much he did something…but did it work?!
+ Messy Mikey HATES breweries especially after he and his friends may have gotten a permanent ban from a local one after he did this.
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.3 | I'm just going to be completely and 100% vulnerable with you guys this morning. |
| 0:08.4 | I have a confession. |
| 0:11.3 | You already know what it is? |
| 0:12.5 | No. |
| 0:12.9 | Okay. |
| 0:13.9 | So you remember we were in Disney World the other day on Birks Big Adventure, right? |
| 0:18.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.9 | We were there. |
| 0:19.8 | And I told you about the incident with the pizza and the lady that was working behind the pizza |
| 0:26.1 | counter. |
| 0:27.6 | And she, you know, when I reached over to get the pizza, she saw that my fingernails were |
| 0:34.1 | painted blue. |
| 0:35.6 | And she asked me, but it was late at night night I didn't want to get into it and tell her |
| 0:39.5 | why even though it was because we had a kid on our trip that thought it would be fun to paint |
| 0:43.7 | my fingernails so I did two of them right I think it was like Bella's nail boutique or something |
| 0:48.1 | yeah something like that so I was just trying to make her laugh so when she asks me I'm just like hey |
| 0:52.9 | it's a long story I don't really want to |
| 0:55.3 | get into it. And then she says, oh, you've got a granddaughter, don't you? |
| 0:59.3 | Hey. It wasn't a daughter. It was a granddaughter. |
| 1:07.0 | Now, that coupled with last year when somewhere I went from Uncle Bert to one of the Bert's Big Adventure kids to Grandpa Bert last year. |
| 1:16.9 | Yeah. |
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