Bert Has A Big Problem With How Little Sex The Studio Is Having!
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The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 January 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 1:01.2 | Alright, so I have a follow-up question to ask you guys. Because here we are on January |
| 1:07.8 | 11th. I didn't put this on the schedule. No, it's not on the schedule. I'm supposed |
| 1:11.2 | to talk about this accountability club that I have created with one of my best friends |
| 1:15.9 | and my son. Yeah. Bullard. What's not boring is your guy's lack of sex in your life. |
| 1:24.4 | So and this was your idea. I know it was my idea. This was not my idea. I know. |
| 1:31.9 | But here I know as we sit here right now, it is January 11th and I haven't heard any |
| 1:37.3 | bell go off. Kristen, you want to explain what that is? |
| 1:40.6 | So I suggested to the whole bird show staff. All of us. |
| 1:47.6 | Bert, me, Cassie, Mo, Tommy, Kaylee, Katie, Rebecca, Romeo, that whoever. |
| 1:57.9 | Oh, Tommy. Keep going. We're going to see who goes the longest in 2023 without getting |
| 2:06.1 | played. Bert, Georgia won. He also won. |
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