Bert Had A Few Tourist Infractions During His Trip
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🗓️ 6 June 2022
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it the virtue. |
| 0:01.7 | I love traveling so much. |
| 0:03.2 | It's my favorite thing to do, right? |
| 0:04.6 | But I do realize that there is a difference between being a tourist and being a traveler. |
| 0:12.6 | And I am 100% a soft tourist. |
| 0:16.9 | A traveler is someone like my friend, Trey, or Melanie that can get on a flight and |
| 0:24.5 | go somewhere without hotel reservations and just wing it for seven days. |
| 0:30.4 | Oh, no, no, no. |
| 0:31.4 | I can't do that. |
| 0:33.4 | I got to have it all lined up. |
| 0:35.2 | So I am way more tourist, right? |
| 0:37.7 | So let me tell you about one bonehead tourist thing that I did. |
| 0:41.5 | And then let me try to explain the optics on what was probably a very embarrassing situation |
| 0:46.8 | had I seen this from the other side. |
| 0:49.0 | First bonehead number one. |
| 0:51.8 | So my fiance and I just spent about eight days in Corsica, which is an island off of |
| 0:56.8 | France. |
| 0:57.8 | Totally, completely breathtaking. |
| 1:00.3 | A lot of you guys hit me and you're like, hey, can you give me a suggestion for a honeymoon? |
| 1:04.5 | That's it. |
| 1:05.5 | This is going to be one of them right here, Corsica. |
| 1:07.4 | But when we flew from Atlanta to Paris, our connecting flight was at a different airport, |
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