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Bert Had A Few Tourist Infractions During His Trip

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🗓️ 6 June 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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When you're traveling to a different country, the last thing you want to do is look like an insensitive tourist. But in Bert's case, there were a few things that he was embarrassed to have happened during his trip. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the virtue.

0:01.7

I love traveling so much.

0:03.2

It's my favorite thing to do, right?

0:04.6

But I do realize that there is a difference between being a tourist and being a traveler.

0:12.6

And I am 100% a soft tourist.

0:16.9

A traveler is someone like my friend, Trey, or Melanie that can get on a flight and

0:24.5

go somewhere without hotel reservations and just wing it for seven days.

0:30.4

Oh, no, no, no.

0:31.4

I can't do that.

0:33.4

I got to have it all lined up.

0:35.2

So I am way more tourist, right?

0:37.7

So let me tell you about one bonehead tourist thing that I did.

0:41.5

And then let me try to explain the optics on what was probably a very embarrassing situation

0:46.8

had I seen this from the other side.

0:49.0

First bonehead number one.

0:51.8

So my fiance and I just spent about eight days in Corsica, which is an island off of

0:56.8

France.

0:57.8

Totally, completely breathtaking.

1:00.3

A lot of you guys hit me and you're like, hey, can you give me a suggestion for a honeymoon?

1:04.5

That's it.

1:05.5

This is going to be one of them right here, Corsica.

1:07.4

But when we flew from Atlanta to Paris, our connecting flight was at a different airport,

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